Wall Street Maven Pillows

'City Traders - The Complete Menagerie'

"Buy insulation...sell futures."

Muscles

"Son, you're old enough now for The Talk: everything you need to know about compound interest."

'I think I know what the problem is!'

'Don't worry about it. If at first we don't succeed, we can do it later and get paid time-and-a-half for it.'

"Forget sugar and spice and everything nice. I'm going for buns of steel!"

Overshadowed by the Tony's: Broadway's Lesser Known Awards

"You'll have to forgive Roland. He still uses 'stomach' and 'abdominals' interchangeably."

Man posing on beach as women ignore him.

'Better brace yourself. It looks as though your broker's now equipping your monthly statement with crumple zones.'

'These latest figure are encouraging...'

Upper West Side Story

'You have a balanced investment portfolio. Everything you own is losing money equally.'

'That concludes the annual report, I will now fend off questions from the stockholders.'

The End is Nigh

"AXP 0.78, AIG 1.12, T 2.63. . ."

'Theaters from Hell.' 'We have no sound engineers, so no there's not a good seat in the house.'

Tesla Shares Tanking Into Swastika

Weight lifter using his foot to take a photograph.

'Sorry, you're just not built right for weightlifting.'

Here today, Bailed Out Tomorrow.

"I'm tired of this cave. I want a condo!"

Boarway Show

Markets and Marketabilityby Jane Austen

"The markets seem to be a little jittery this morning."

'The financial services economy has shrunk again.'

Body Building Mishap

'Music hath charms,' &c.

"I appreciate you have a real passion for music Mr Hibberd. . . but I can see you're going to struggle with the piano."

'Feeeeeeeeed me, Seymooooooooor.'

"I've got something in what used to be a decrepit, run-down, unfashionable area."

Bottle of pills labelled 'Global Recovery Capsules,' with 'Warning: May cause inflation, deflation, nausea, panic attacks. Use caution when mixing with optimism, stocks, bonds.'

"There's nothing like a dame!"

We've Hit Bottom...