Stock Maven Pillows

'I'll have to nip downstairs for the latest on the market.'

'That was Dobson on the phone... What a lucky dog! He don't need to worry about stocks and economy anymore. He just went flat broke.'

The day the stock market went UP.

"Marshall, somewhere out there, just waiting for us, is a loophole in the system."

'I think you are taking this elevator pitch way too literally'.

Great Chinese Dynasties

'The prevailing wisdom is that markets are always right. I think that luck is always right.'

'Looks like your cash cow just got diverted to the slaughterhouse.'

"It's kohlrabi, the next hot vegetable."

'A few more years in this job and you'll learn how to delegate stress.'

"Unfortunately, the consumer was not as demanding as we had hoped."

Guy has framed 'first Yuan'

"What do you think I can get for it on the blackboard market?"

"Son, you're old enough now for The Talk: everything you need to know about compound interest."

'You're close, Spencer, but usually a business plan is a little more involved!'

'I think I know what the problem is!'

"Does anyone here have a clue what it is we used to get?"

"Cash, Jordan. That's what separates man from the apes."

'We're living in a round hole economy.'

Made in China

Investments - Founders Bear and Bull.

"I'm not happy about what the economists are predicting."

European currency on the edge.

"Remember, money is only a tool - to make more money."

'Kroft, Kroft, Kroft...to thine own demographic be true!'

Slipping and sliding down the slope...

"I'm teaching him to rollover my 401 (k)."

Warning that Inflationary Policies Could Lead to Crash on Wall St

'When investment bankers give parental advice'

'Tech stocks dropped on the finding that technology isn't neccessarily the best solution to everything.'

'This is where I hang out until bullishness makes a comeback.'

"May I skip the usual Show & Tell and try to hustle some merch?"

Stock market Bull & Bear financial whirlwind.

"I don't have to be a team player, Crawford. I'm the team owner."

'well of course I'm giving your portfolio the attention it deserves, I'm even wearing a black armband!'