Market Stall Maven Pillows

'This is my wife Hilda, who is quite a tomato herself!'

The day the stock market went UP.

"So the plan is to fly everyone for free. But we'll charge $400.00 per bag."

'I think you are taking this elevator pitch way too literally'.

Apples for sale

'The prevailing wisdom is that markets are always right. I think that luck is always right.'

'We want everyone to remember our name.'

"It's kohlrabi, the next hot vegetable."

'Looks like your cash cow just got diverted to the slaughterhouse.'

"So, I see you have a background in advertising..."

"Unfortunately, the consumer was not as demanding as we had hoped."

"So then the VP of Sales looks right at me and says 'Larry, what's going on? We don't have any traction in the market.' Like it's MY fault!"

"What do you think I can get for it on the blackboard market?"

Guy has framed 'first Yuan'

"Son, you're old enough now for The Talk: everything you need to know about compound interest."

"#Win!"

Creative department

'Let me see your portfolio of stolen ideas.'

'I think I know what the problem is!'

'Don't worry about it. If at first we don't succeed, we can do it later and get paid time-and-a-half for it.'

'We're living in a round hole economy.'

"I'm not happy about what the economists are predicting."

European currency on the edge.

Made in China

Investments - Founders Bear and Bull.

'When investment bankers give parental advice'

Slipping and sliding down the slope...

'Tech stocks dropped on the finding that technology isn't neccessarily the best solution to everything.'

Direct Marketing...

'This is where I hang out until bullishness makes a comeback.'

"May I skip the usual Show & Tell and try to hustle some merch?"

"Business is booming! Come in and see our explosive sales today!"

Trade Show Sherpas

Stock market Bull & Bear financial whirlwind.

'well of course I'm giving your portfolio the attention it deserves, I'm even wearing a black armband!'