Wall-scaling Wizard T-Shirts

An outfielder catches a potential home run on a rock wall.

Career opportunities

'Come on, you can help me to choose some lovely wallpaper.'

Businessman with in and out boxes marked: 'Hocus' and 'Pocus'

'This is embarrassing. By MY calculations, the universe should have collapsed in on itself last Wednesday.'

'Unemployed math grad. Will solve quadratic equations for food."

Business cartoon about an incentive to complete the paperwork.

Texturing the Walls

"Have you been working out?"

Aftermath: Hostile Takeover,

Zumma Cum Laude

"You're in luck...I've unearthed those payroll records from 3 years ago."

"I'll never understand wallpaper."

'Too long at his desk...we're going need surgery to cut him free.'

'Swing?! I'll drop my handheld!'

Home Maintenance - Decorating.

"And someday, when you're a little further up the corporate ladder, maybe we'll let you meet J.R. himself!"

"What's ticking away in your filing system?"

Mason's Bricks + Cakes

In and out, in and out, in and out...

"We're getting somewhere now. This is the exact opposite of what I want."

Lady convincing her husband to have wallpaper instead of plaster.

"Here's a new one, intellectual property tax."

"I like the metric system. My weight in kilograms is less than my weight in pounds."

In-Out-Far Out.

School Supply Room. Look at this -- a calculator, a protractor and a compass! You've discovered the missing weapons of math instruction!

The Institute Of Innovative Ways To Get Government Grants.

Applications

'Note his bold brush strokes, Fred...'

Librarian Watches As Woman Climbs The Bookshelves

Bricklayer

Brick Red Paint...

Mice in a lab maze painting their little walls as men paint the walls in a laboratory.

'Please pardon the inconvenience while this web page is under construction.'

"A Clif Bar wrapper? That's why you dragged me up here?!"