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Library section 'Mountain climbing' with lady climbing up to it.

Books: Novels, Short-Stories, Tall Tales.

The Evolution of the Bonus

Career opportunities

"Mom, I'm at work – let me call you back after I finish stocking milk for wealthy vegans who like beet juice in their meat alternatives so they can still get that bloody effect when cooking without guilt."

"There are those who write books to be read and other who write novels for bookshelves."

'Eee,love - this place gives me a great idea for the spare bedroom!'

"Who should we have at eye level this month?"

Mysteries.

The hour of justice

Self-Improvement, Self-Empowerment, Self-Aggrandizement

"I gained 10 pounds? I've brought my own bathroom scale for a second opinion."

"And someday, when you're a little further up the corporate ladder, maybe we'll let you meet J.R. himself!"

"I'd just like to congratulate you on how skillfully you've hidden my novel!"

"Hmmm?!"

Other Fiction

Major Poets, Minor Poets, Free Agents.

Librarian Watches As Woman Climbs The Bookshelves

"Darling! - did you know your books are crooked...?"

Women in grocery store contemplates high and low calories.

"A Clif Bar wrapper? That's why you dragged me up here?!"

Library Waiting to Happen

Bookshop Adventure

'Put together beautifully. . . all you need now is some books.'

Book Store. I'm looking for a book on remodeling kitchen cabinets. Ah --- A "shelf-improvement" book!

Fiction/Non Fiction/A Toss Up.

Murder mystery bookshelf falls on passerby.

"Perhaps someone who lived life a bit less fully."

Nonviolent Clue.

"I'm still looking, sir."

"It's a dog eat dog world, Finkstrom."

Dogs as bookends.

Hammer Drill

I did it my way.

'Kevin!' 'Eric! Long time no see!'