Wall-scaling Wizard Mugs

An outfielder catches a potential home run on a rock wall.

Career opportunities

'Come on, you can help me to choose some lovely wallpaper.'

Businessman with in and out boxes marked: 'Hocus' and 'Pocus'

'This is embarrassing. By MY calculations, the universe should have collapsed in on itself last Wednesday.'

'Unemployed math grad. Will solve quadratic equations for food."

"Have you been working out?"

Texturing the Walls

Business cartoon about an incentive to complete the paperwork.

Aftermath: Hostile Takeover,

Zumma Cum Laude

"You're in luck...I've unearthed those payroll records from 3 years ago."

"I'll never understand wallpaper."

'Too long at his desk...we're going need surgery to cut him free.'

'Swing?! I'll drop my handheld!'

"What's ticking away in your filing system?"

"And someday, when you're a little further up the corporate ladder, maybe we'll let you meet J.R. himself!"

Mason's Bricks + Cakes

In and out, in and out, in and out...

Home Maintenance - Decorating.

"We're getting somewhere now. This is the exact opposite of what I want."

The Institute Of Innovative Ways To Get Government Grants.

"Here's a new one, intellectual property tax."

Applications

"I like the metric system. My weight in kilograms is less than my weight in pounds."

Lady convincing her husband to have wallpaper instead of plaster.

In-Out-Far Out.

'Note his bold brush strokes, Fred...'

Librarian Watches As Woman Climbs The Bookshelves

Bricklayer

'Please pardon the inconvenience while this web page is under construction.'

Mice in a lab maze painting their little walls as men paint the walls in a laboratory.

Brick Red Paint...

"A Clif Bar wrapper? That's why you dragged me up here?!"

"He might be moody, but he's the best in the city...and worth every penny!"