Screen Scaler Mugs

'Never Anything on TV...'

Career opportunities

'It was a real scroller. I couldn't put down my screen.'

"Honey, are we watching TV or is it watching us?"

"I don’t care that muscle weighs more than fat. I only know I work out here and gain 5 pounds!"

"Wi-fi....Wi-fi...WI....FI!...."

"I'm just sitting here collecting vast amounts of metadata. And what are you up to?...Oh, I already know."

'It is now safe to kick and swear at your computer'

"And someday, when you're a little further up the corporate ladder, maybe we'll let you meet J.R. himself!"

"I gained 10 pounds? I've brought my own bathroom scale for a second opinion."

Brenda second-guesses her decision to date a wi-fi hotspot.

I win...you blinked.

50% looking at phone, 50% looking for phone

Woman and sport trainer

"If I admit I'm bored with looking at my phone every minute of the day, will I be considered a traitor by my generation?"

"Can Ethan come out to swipe and scroll?"

"A Clif Bar wrapper? That's why you dragged me up here?!"

'Will this job requirer me to look up from my phone?'

'My land line is always busy...that's my answering machine fending off robocalls.'

No calls, I'm resting on my laurels.

"It's a dog eat dog world, Finkstrom."

The TV asks a man on a computer: 'Don't you love ME anymore?'

"If I've got no messages how do I know I even EXIST!"

Human evolution

'We're seeing more of this in the touch-pad era: your fingertips need a retread.'

Nethead strip: Problem of nature, no contrast control

'You know sooner or later they'll notice you've replaced your monitor with a portable TV.'

Library section 'Mountain climbing' with lady climbing up to it.

Climbing the Wall.

Football prayers.

"I like having a laptop with a big screen, but my back doesn't."

"Mindlessly scrolling through social media hasn't solved any of my problems."

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