Screen Scanner Mugs

"I'm just sitting here collecting vast amounts of metadata. And what are you up to?...Oh, I already know."

The Googler

ZOOM 'n' GLOOM.

'No, Mr. Simmons, your MR images aren't in yet. We have older equipment, which takes a little longer to process.'

Airport. Luggage. Baggage. Traveling used to be much less complicated.

"Honey, are we watching TV or is it watching us?"

Technology and literature

"I'm so overloaded with emails, just one monitor wasn't enough to handle them all."

'They might as well sleep all day - all they do is stare at that screen.'

A sign outside a bookstore reads: "Meet the people in the bookstore cafe staring at their laptops 2-4 p.m."

"Wi-fi....Wi-fi...WI....FI!...."

Nethead strip: Over doing the time spent on the computer

'Why is it when you hit two keys by mistake, the one you don't want appears on the screen?'

Seatback in upright position, fasten safety belt, listen closely...prepare to be bombarded with promotional advertising through the rest of the flight!

'It is now safe to kick and swear at your computer'

"That's a zombie, alright. But he's the worst kind. He doesn't eat brains, he eats data."

Better Living Through Technology

Efforts Results In Seeing Stars

"The reason they seem so small is because you have all 12,000 employees on your Zoom meeting."

Caveman at Computer

Woman and sport trainer

'What a nice gesture from the principal. If only he could do that in person.'

"This is going a lot smoother than we anticipated."

No caption (A cat watches different security screens all with images of mouseholes).

"I am in the moment - just not the moment you're in."

Degas: l'iphone

"Just look at all these open seats! Can I sit anywhere?"

Worshiping the TV.

"This is the break room, where we watch reruns of classic security footage."

The TV asks a man on a computer: 'Don't you love ME anymore?'

No calls, I'm resting on my laurels.

'Scanning articles without finishing them on the Internet is affecting you. You're not finishing anything.'

Coffee then and coffee now.

"What? I AM taking a break from the computer."

"If I've got no messages how do I know I even EXIST!"