Mountain Scaler Mugs

"A Clif Bar wrapper? That's why you dragged me up here?!"

The Evolution of the Bonus

Career opportunities

Critisize your weight.

Dr. Saltine, pioneer of salt transplants.

"Yes, if that towel weighs 25 lbs that would explain the reading."

"I don’t care that muscle weighs more than fat. I only know I work out here and gain 5 pounds!"

'You have to admit Darling that there's an awesome view from our eyrie...'

"And someday, when you're a little further up the corporate ladder, maybe we'll let you meet J.R. himself!"

'On behalf of the park I'm going to have to charge you an artist's modeling fee.'

Just think of meditation as "mental floss."

Salesman on Holiday

Woman and sport trainer

'Magnificent, not a soul in sight--just like the floor of the NYSE.'

'When it comes to skiing, Edwin doesn't seem to know the word 'patience'.'

'To make matter worse, our combined weight is higher than our credit score.'

"It's a dog eat dog world, Finkstrom."

'There must be more to life than this.'

'I think it's having a core melt down!'

'Whaddya mean the scale keeps flashing tilt?'

My diet is working! I'm almost down to what I didn't want to get up to!

'Walter, are you avoiding me?'

"Wait a minute - Where's the fire escape?"

Library section 'Mountain climbing' with lady climbing up to it.

"Yes, it's big, but we've got bigger mountains to climb!"

Climbing the Wall.

"I don't think it matters is you choose metric or imperial."

"I must not eat pies off the path, I must not eat pies off the path..."

'Above the... Above the... Hmm... Above the what?'

'People who get up on the wrong side of the bed shouldn't live in high-rises.'

I want you to assess your own abilities on a scale of one to ten, - 'Okay,' - 'Intelligence,' - 'Five,' - 'Confidence' - 'Five,' - 'Social Skills' - 'Five,' - 'Why do you think you've rated them all as five' - 'I forgot to ask if ten was good or bad,'

'Never Anything on TV...'

'You weigh 14 pints.'

'Excuse me -- did you happen to noticed which mountain I fell off of?'

"Honey, look! You can see Vermont's annoying social-liberalist frugality from here!"