Walking With Babies Gifts

Baby Mums.

"Approaching 10,000 steps."

Lady taking her little dog to the chemist with a cough

Playing Fetch.

'Personally, I don't like to play Fetch, but it makes him happy.'

"I hope you are enjoying the walk..."

'Are you sure that's the right map?'

"His first out-of-body experience."

Carefree luggage.

Man on exercise bike with dog on treadmill

You can't just switch them. If your wife asked you to change the baby, she probably meant the diaper.

Cry babies.

'I told you it would be useful.'

"Again? This is the last time I'm letting you wear the pants with the little zipper."

"Look Mommy, hat!"

'I've had some baby sized clubs made.'

"We can see through the troposphere, stratosphere, mesosphere and into all those distant stars up there in outer space... truly remarkable, huh, girl?"

Man painting over a 'You are here' sign.

Dog Walking Services

"You do realize you can't take that one home."

A midwife holding a baby

"Quick, start the car!"

"Either that's Marmaduke with a lizard's head in front of us, or I really mixed up my meds."

"I think she's figured out what W-A-L-K means."

"I only travelled with my umbilical cord!"

"I think therefore I am." "Bow Wow, Bow Wow, Bow Wow."

Gifts for a cloned baby!

"Hey Lady this is a sixty zone!"

"I'd like to get my hands on whoever coined the phrase 'sleeps like a baby'."

"Lucky, I Said Heel!"

"It's a letter from the Vatican. They say that whilst walking the streets without stepping into dog poo is nearly as miraculous as walking on water, it's not sufficient to canonize me!"

'Chocolate milk, carrot cake,candied yams...see, there's a solution to everything!'

"This is nice, but I can't help but think we forgot something."

"For the girls—Kimberly, Caitlin, Lauren, Cindy, and Tracy. For the boys—Cameron, Christopher, Adam, Jeffrey, and Gregory."

'What did one flea ask the other?' 'Shall we walk or take the dog?'