Walking With Babies Pillows

Baby Mums.

"Approaching 10,000 steps."

Lady taking her little dog to the chemist with a cough

Playing Fetch.

'Personally, I don't like to play Fetch, but it makes him happy.'

"I hope you are enjoying the walk..."

'Are you sure that's the right map?'

"His first out-of-body experience."

Carefree luggage.

Man on exercise bike with dog on treadmill

You can't just switch them. If your wife asked you to change the baby, she probably meant the diaper.

Cry babies.

"Again? This is the last time I'm letting you wear the pants with the little zipper."

'I told you it would be useful.'

"Look Mommy, hat!"

'I've had some baby sized clubs made.'

"We can see through the troposphere, stratosphere, mesosphere and into all those distant stars up there in outer space... truly remarkable, huh, girl?"

Man painting over a 'You are here' sign.

"I think she's figured out what W-A-L-K means."

Dog Walking Services

"I only travelled with my umbilical cord!"

"You do realize you can't take that one home."

"Quick, start the car!"

"Either that's Marmaduke with a lizard's head in front of us, or I really mixed up my meds."

A midwife holding a baby

"I think therefore I am." "Bow Wow, Bow Wow, Bow Wow."

"Hey Lady this is a sixty zone!"

"Lucky, I Said Heel!"

"This is nice, but I can't help but think we forgot something."

A Communal Breakfast for the Young

"It's a letter from the Vatican. They say that whilst walking the streets without stepping into dog poo is nearly as miraculous as walking on water, it's not sufficient to canonize me!"

'Chocolate milk, carrot cake,candied yams...see, there's a solution to everything!'

"For the girls—Kimberly, Caitlin, Lauren, Cindy, and Tracy. For the boys—Cameron, Christopher, Adam, Jeffrey, and Gregory."

Gifts for a cloned baby!

'What did one flea ask the other?' 'Shall we walk or take the dog?'