Wakesurfing Gifts

'Captain? Ensign Parker requests more speed.'

Surfing the daily stress

'we must be near the water because I see a sea gull.'

'The the President we've gone surfin', surfin' U,S,A,'

There is no hurricane season in Aruba...

But for most men it is the love of a fresh wind on the face.

Run, Mike, Run!

'Another nice wave.'

Capitalism.

The wetsuit preferred by 9 out of 10 executive windsurfers.

Becalmed yachts

It takes more than imminent danger to convince a true skeptic!

"B*gger! Another victim of white male privilege."

Dry Cleaning

Musical Sailing Boat.

Woman windsurfer wearing a sombrero.

'It sure is hot in the arena tonight!'

"They are making sandboxes more and more realistic these days."

"Sometimes I think the captain doesn't appreciate the seriousness of military maneuvers."

"Join us after the service for a celebration of Mark's life. Or alternatively, go with the guys down the back to celebrate Mark's secret life."

Tombstone: I told you I was sick!

'Sorry, we couldn't pry the remote from his fingers.'

Man Juggling Problems

"You WOKE me, you wonderful pure at heart, romantic, sexy beast of a man! I was dreaming I was CANCELLED!"

"We look very peaceful."

'Well, that was unexpected.'

High energy drinks

'I hate rainy days!'

Sports for slipper wearers.

'I must say. It was jolly decent of you to invite me to the wake.'

"I like a speed."

"I was windsurfing in Hawaii when a strong wind took me off course."

'Yeee-haaaaa!!'

"Well the good news is we don't think it's actual lightning."

Sailfish boarding.