Wakesurfing Pillows

'Captain? Ensign Parker requests more speed.'

Surfing the daily stress

'we must be near the water because I see a sea gull.'

'The the President we've gone surfin', surfin' U,S,A,'

But for most men it is the love of a fresh wind on the face.

There is no hurricane season in Aruba...

Run, Mike, Run!

'Another nice wave.'

Capitalism.

The wetsuit preferred by 9 out of 10 executive windsurfers.

Becalmed yachts

It takes more than imminent danger to convince a true skeptic!

"B*gger! Another victim of white male privilege."

Dry Cleaning

Musical Sailing Boat.

Woman windsurfer wearing a sombrero.

"Sometimes I think the captain doesn't appreciate the seriousness of military maneuvers."

"They are making sandboxes more and more realistic these days."

'It sure is hot in the arena tonight!'

"Join us after the service for a celebration of Mark's life. Or alternatively, go with the guys down the back to celebrate Mark's secret life."

Tombstone: I told you I was sick!

'Sorry, we couldn't pry the remote from his fingers.'

High energy drinks

"We look very peaceful."

'I hate rainy days!'

"You WOKE me, you wonderful pure at heart, romantic, sexy beast of a man! I was dreaming I was CANCELLED!"

Sports for slipper wearers.

'I must say. It was jolly decent of you to invite me to the wake.'

"I like a speed."

"I was windsurfing in Hawaii when a strong wind took me off course."

'Yeee-haaaaa!!'

Chickens read 'pecking order'.

'Everyone is getting up on time now that we've switched to vuvuzela for reveille.'

"Well the good news is we don't think it's actual lightning."