Waiting Wonder Gifts

"I had half a date last weekend."

Late BroomStick

'This will be great for chase scenes.'

Waiting for Pants

"Did you notice how the cables never get tangled!"

Injured backpacker.

Test your patience, back in one hour.

'A representative will be with you in twelve minutes... so, if you have to go to the bathroom, please go now...'

'Funny, I thought a near-death experience would be different, somehow.'

"Your wheel idea was a huge hit, so what have you got for me this time?"

"...One careful owner, not much mileage. In fact, I only invented it last week."

'I suppose the word 'patient' is used because that's what you have to be!'

"Der, dad. . . it's wireless!"

"Look at the state of this place! Don't you ever use that thing to sweep up?!"

"Wanna play 'Waitin’ on the Cable Guy'?"

Monkey invents the wheel, while a caveman looks on with failed wheel prototypes.

"Coffee?! After 20 minutes of waiting, I'm FULLY awake without one."

Looks like the Oggs are having a party.'

Dating in Oz

'Oh course!'

The interminable!

"The doctor will see you in a week - if you could still be ill a week on Wednesday."

Matins 10 AM Open Pulpit

'No, officer, I'm not a homeless beggar. I'm just waiting on my wife while she's shopping.'

"Something light and fluffy."

The Bluetooth Fairy.

"This home doesn't have a good view, but it comes with smart windows that change the view to something beautiful."

"Two minutes, 40 seconds. Next ... Two minutes, 53 seconds. Next ..."

'Nice, but I see it more as a gadget than a real invention.'

Book and magician

'This one belonged to a little old lady who couldn't even walk upright.'

'Darling, you look like a .... princess!'

"The cat's sleeping." "She's so comfy." "If I move I'll wake her up." "The phone is ringing... They'll call back later." "I'm hungry... But it'll pass." "Just gotta wait 'till she wakes up."

"You are number 6 in queue for a song that will get stuck in your head for the rest of the day."