Waiting Room Socialite Gifts

"She's famous in here for having 5 conditions, 3 syndromes, and a decease named after her."

'No, Mr. Simmons, your MR images aren't in yet. We have older equipment, which takes a little longer to process.'

'A Ball at the Mansion House'

You're next, Mr. Kimble - right after his apple danish.

'Sorry the doctor is running behind. You can keep today's appointment or I can fit you in tomorrow...whichever comes first.'

Medical Center.

'You think you have it rough. Try organizing a waiting room.'

'The doctor will be right with you shortly, he's finishing medical school.'

"The doctor says Tia Carmen is resting now...he's encouraging all family visitors to go home. We'll see you back here tomorrow."

"Please fill out these forms. We don't need them for anything, but you're making me nervous staring at your watch."

"I never get a girls name tattooed on a first date."

'This is taking longer than my stay in hospital!'

'I believe you were first.'

"Actually, I didn't become dizzy and nauseous until I started inhaling the scent strips in the waiting room magazines."

'I think you'll find that I'm next. . .'

'I'll take #1.'

'Guess who I bumped into today? EVERYBODY!'

'Tell the doctor I'll be with him in another page and a half.'

'I know exactly what you mean...men are such hot heads!'

"Well, if you want my blood pressure lower don't keep waiting two hours to see you."

"The doctor would like to know if anyone else out here needs surgery before he puts his stuff away."

"You appear to have caught that bug that's been going around my waiting room."

"When did we switch from magazines to musical instruments?"

'Hello! I don't believe I've bored you yet...'

'How many shots did you have at the 19th hole?'

'Can't read this one either. Think anyone would mind if I just rolled around in them?'

"Oh, great—here comes that crazy #@!*%! Jeff who won't shut up about conspiracy theories. How's my hair look?"

'Well, good morning Mr. Daniel, have a seat in our waiting room.'

"Fill out the form and have a seat in the waaait... waaait... waiting room."

Top 10 things to worry about in 2020.

You'd think fro the cost of an appointment, the doctor could afford current magazines!

'You look like a fun guy!'

'That Doctor has a lot of nerve...I've waited six weeks for this appointment and he says, 'you're lucky we caught it in time'.'

"Fill out these 'new patient' forms, but leave 'age' blank, as you may age a year before you're done."