Waiting Game Master Gifts

Reception - "Do you want to continue to 'hold' or do you want to call back later and 'hold'?"

'Court is in recess for one hour. Everyone convene on the playground and we will choose sides for dodgeball!'

He smiled to himself, enjoying his victory in hide and side. But soon, the next activity would start.

"He's sulking because I always beat him at Clue ... "

Trout Game

Earl and Lance struggle with their new invention, Chessers."

"That's not the stick, it's a blood-stained satchel full of money... but hey, good boy!"

"What's a two-dimensional picture for 'rhymes with blinks?'"

'There really is no need for confusion. Rule 10, section 5, article a, subsection 3, exception 4 quite clearly states ... '

Musical Chairs: Because kids don't already have a hard time fitting in.

Cheating Death

Party games.

Large Whist Party in Small Room

"What a great way to end our winter breaks! We came here alone...but we're not leaving alone!"

Rock, paper, scissors

'Come on, I've been waiting twenty minutes.' - 'Shut up. I'm choosing a name for my baby.'

Over-qualified?

Venting at Food Mart

The gods drink beer while Zeus throws a thunderbolt.

"I find it very significant that you would rather play house."

'If that aquarium is supposed to help me relax, it's not really working.'

"That new kid is taking hide-and-seek seriously...he's brought in bloodhounds!"

"Never beat a ninja at Scrabble."

'Jason and the vodkasnorts'

'What do you intend doing with your life, Son?' 'Ooh... Let's not tempt fate, Dad.'

"Relax kid, you're going to be here for awhile."

"They specialize in balls, and balls going into holes."

Watch this space.