Waiting Game Master Mugs

Reception - "Do you want to continue to 'hold' or do you want to call back later and 'hold'?"

'Court is in recess for one hour. Everyone convene on the playground and we will choose sides for dodgeball!'

He smiled to himself, enjoying his victory in hide and side. But soon, the next activity would start.

"He's sulking because I always beat him at Clue ... "

Trout Game

"That's not the stick, it's a blood-stained satchel full of money... but hey, good boy!"

Earl and Lance struggle with their new invention, Chessers."

I'm no longer welcome at the county fair.

"What's a two-dimensional picture for 'rhymes with blinks?'"

I don't know … some days it all feels like a big game.

'There really is no need for confusion. Rule 10, section 5, article a, subsection 3, exception 4 quite clearly states ... '

"Eat your candy. There's obese children in America who'd beat you with a stick to eat that."

Musical Chairs: Because kids don't already have a hard time fitting in.

Rock, paper, scissors

Party games.

"What a great way to end our winter breaks! We came here alone...but we're not leaving alone!"

Cheating Death

You're doing "taxes", huh? What's your high score?

Official Support Groups

Large Whist Party in Small Room

'Come on, I've been waiting twenty minutes.' - 'Shut up. I'm choosing a name for my baby.'

Venting at Food Mart

The gods drink beer while Zeus throws a thunderbolt.

Over-qualified?

"I find it very significant that you would rather play house."

'If that aquarium is supposed to help me relax, it's not really working.'

Whack - a - mole.

It's harder to pitch a perfect game in baseball than to roll a perfect game in bowling. In bowling it only takes twelve strikes.

"That new kid is taking hide-and-seek seriously...he's brought in bloodhounds!"

I've got my idea for an interactive website. Let's hear it.. It'll be a site where readers can ask questions about computers, phones and other gadgets. No one knows more about that stuff than me. I buy everything - every gadget, video game, phone, handheld device. Everything! Or I could do a site about credit card debt. Write what you know.

'What do you intend doing with your life, Son?' 'Ooh... Let's not tempt fate, Dad.'

"They specialize in balls, and balls going into holes."

'Jason and the vodkasnorts'

"Relax kid, you're going to be here for awhile."

"Never beat a ninja at Scrabble."