'If that aquarium is supposed to help me relax, it's not really working.'
Waiting Game Pros Mugs
Start their mornings with a mug that celebrates the 'Waiting Game Pros'. Witty, humorous, and beautifully designed, these mugs make a playful statement about mastering patience one sip at a time.
Late BroomStick
A tortoise running along the side of the road, panting.
Waiting for Pants
Test your patience, back in one hour.
'A representative will be with you in twelve minutes... so, if you have to go to the bathroom, please go now...'
'Funny, I thought a near-death experience would be different, somehow.'
'I suppose the word 'patient' is used because that's what you have to be!'
"Wanna play 'Waitin’ on the Cable Guy'?"
Medical Center.
Waiting to do the second coat was the worst part. It was like watching paint dry.
"That was before I found this amazing new way to earn $$$ working from home."
"Coffee?! After 20 minutes of waiting, I'm FULLY awake without one."
Snail crossing
The interminable!
'I believe you were first.'
'No, officer, I'm not a homeless beggar. I'm just waiting on my wife while she's shopping.'
"Two minutes, 40 seconds. Next ... Two minutes, 53 seconds. Next ..."
'Why do I always pick the slow moving queue?'
Guy in center cubicle spying on others.
"I have a high tolerance for tedium."
"You are number 6 in queue for a song that will get stuck in your head for the rest of the day."
"The cat's sleeping." "She's so comfy." "If I move I'll wake her up." "The phone is ringing... They'll call back later." "I'm hungry... But it'll pass." "Just gotta wait 'till she wakes up."
Octopus Charades
Reception - "Do you want to continue to 'hold' or do you want to call back later and 'hold'?"
Fishing Arizona- waiting for a flash flood
Limbo services: 'what gives...this line hasn't moved for hours!'
'And I don't appreciate being left on hold,with Motorhead's 'The ace of spades'!'
'Come on, I've been waiting twenty minutes.' - 'Shut up. I'm choosing a name for my baby.'
"The treatment you gave me for my fear of confined spaces, didn't work."
'Waiting for...'
I stood in line for an hour only to find out there's a height requirement. You must be this tall. Waits and measures!
"So it's a TV show, two words. . ."
'Henry, you are undermining the R&D team's confidence.'
Revised names of various fish by order of the American Seafood Council.
Waiting Game Pros Mugs Collection
Waiting Game Pros Pillows
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