Vuvuzela Virtuoso Gifts

"Enough with the vuvuzela, Dad."

"Worst opening act ever. Did you know what a vuvuzela is?" "What?"

Teacher to kid blowing vuvuzela: 'Just say, 'Here'!'

His Master's Vuvuzela

"Vuuuuuuuuuuu!"

"Counsel for prose is overruled. Poetry, you may continue."

"He's got great velocity but his trajectory needs work."

Cats are under tremendous peer pressure to remain useless.

"In my next album 'Gettin' Back', I refute all the strong beliefs expressed in 'Gettin' There', my previous album."

'I thought that 'remote gizmo' was just for manoeuvring the caravan down the drive!'

"This is nice. You have your knitting and I have my vodka."

“I’m stayin’ home — I want the world to know — I pro-bab-ly won’t go!”

House proud woman vacuums hair from dog.

'Coleridge'

Beatlemania: Open 24/8

'We the jury find the defendant very, very, very, guilty.'

"My name is Leonard, and I'll be your auto mechanic for today."

Annette von Droste-Hulshoff

'Ladies no more messy pet hairs to worry about with the Decko Dynamic!'

'This is all without rhyme or reason.'

Poetry repairman

Writer

"It's my conscience... It's all achy"

I know I'm not qualified for the job, but watch my incredible video resume anyway. It got an Honorable Mention at Cannes!

"Are you pleased to see me or is that a vuvuzela down your trousers?"

Alexander Pope

Nikolai Alekseevich Klyuev

'They call me the 'grandfather' of Hip-Hop!'

'It wasn't easy, but I got you a jury of your peers — six hairdressers, five interior decorators, and a professor of 18th Century poetry.'

Music Freak.

"Turn down the bass."

"Now this is a Francis Ford Coppola. We still haven't been here quite long enough to be drinkable ourselves."

'Is your verdict unanimous?'

Writer Blinds Shakespeare in Shame.

Dante Alighieri