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'If it starts, notice the roar of power.'

Sounds that various toys make when they are vacuumed up.

Tell me again how aloof and independent cats are.

"...until death do you a favor."

The Epsom Derby - The Finishing Line

A Dog's Food Pyramid.

Mass Travel

Cats

If a dog barks in the forest, and no one hears him, does he make a sound?

'I heard him mention your name, what does neutered, mean?'

"...for richer, for poorer, in sickness and in health, until death or litigation do you part?"

"You may now kiss the bride."

"We should probably stop calling each other 'Fluffy's person' and 'Fifi's person' and learn each other's real names - now that we're married I mean."

"He's sending an instant message."

"For richer or poorer, in function and dysfunction,..."

'So much for the great UNKNOWN campground.'

The Depressing Economic Crisis

Collective unconscious.

The exciting new M-2000 Winnebagel / A Winnebago in the form of a Bagel.

Heavenly voices.

"Apparently Harry is gone viral!"

'Do you promise to love, honor, and kiss the bed covers goodbye?'

'Oh my god, it's the Grim Housekeeper!'

"We can't scrub the 'forsaking all others' bit."

COVID-19 dime

"For better for worse. For richer for poorer. I sickness and in health....I warned you these vows were extremely graphic."

MAH MOO MAH MAH MOO MOO MOO MOO MAH MOOMAH MOO MAH MAH MOOMAH MOO MOO!

'I refuse to say 'Cross my heart and hope to die'.'

"Are you, Michael on the same page as Melissa?"

"I'd like to help him, but honestly I have no idea who the good boy is."

'Don't I get to read the small print?'

"… in sickness and in health, with no chance of parole for 25 years?"

'And do you Kevin, take, no arm twisting, please.'

"We moved to the sea to get away from the crowd, only to find they'd moved to the sea."

Jazz singer.