Vroom Vroom Enthusiast Pillows

'If it starts, notice the roar of power.'

Tell me again how aloof and independent cats are.

"...until death do you a favor."

The Epsom Derby - The Finishing Line

Mass Travel

If a dog barks in the forest, and no one hears him, does he make a sound?

Cats

'I heard him mention your name, what does neutered, mean?'

"...for richer, for poorer, in sickness and in health, until death or litigation do you part?"

"You may now kiss the bride."

"For richer or poorer, in function and dysfunction,..."

Collective unconscious.

"We should probably stop calling each other 'Fluffy's person' and 'Fifi's person' and learn each other's real names - now that we're married I mean."

"He's sending an instant message."

The Depressing Economic Crisis

'So much for the great UNKNOWN campground.'

The exciting new M-2000 Winnebagel / A Winnebago in the form of a Bagel.

'Do you promise to love, honor, and kiss the bed covers goodbye?'

Heavenly voices.

"Apparently Harry is gone viral!"

'Oh my god, it's the Grim Housekeeper!'

'I refuse to say 'Cross my heart and hope to die'.'

"I'd like to help him, but honestly I have no idea who the good boy is."

"Are you, Michael on the same page as Melissa?"

"We can't scrub the 'forsaking all others' bit."

"For better for worse. For richer for poorer. I sickness and in health....I warned you these vows were extremely graphic."

MAH MOO MAH MAH MOO MOO MOO MOO MAH MOOMAH MOO MAH MAH MOOMAH MOO MOO!

COVID-19 dime

"… in sickness and in health, with no chance of parole for 25 years?"

'And do you Kevin, take, no arm twisting, please.'

'Don't I get to read the small print?'

"We moved to the sea to get away from the crowd, only to find they'd moved to the sea."

'Vermeer's light is so unique... It's ideal for reading a good book!'

Jazz singer.