Voyage Virtuoso T-Shirts

"You and your package tours, Harold!"

"Counsel for prose is overruled. Poetry, you may continue."

"He's got great velocity but his trajectory needs work."

Cats are under tremendous peer pressure to remain useless.

"In my next album 'Gettin' Back', I refute all the strong beliefs expressed in 'Gettin' There', my previous album."

"I'm afraid you have a condition called 'googly-eyes'."

Excess Baggage: Before starting your rental car, be sure the radio is turned all the way down.

'I thought that 'remote gizmo' was just for manoeuvring the caravan down the drive!'

“I’m stayin’ home — I want the world to know — I pro-bab-ly won’t go!”

"I wrote a poem, even though I'm on vacation."

'Apparently it's part of the evolutionary process!'

'The other kids at school say I might need glasses, Dad.'

'Coleridge'

House proud woman vacuums hair from dog.

Poetry repairman

"Oh No!!!...Cap'n...Iceberg...Dead ahead!!"

Don't you worry JB, everything is fine here.

'Ladies no more messy pet hairs to worry about with the Decko Dynamic!'

Annette von Droste-Hulshoff

I'm a songbird. He's my lyricist.

'Aha! I think I figured out the headache problem, one of these things is pointed the other way. This would explain the double vision.'

"It's my conscience... It's all achy"

Beatlemania: Open 24/8

'This is all without rhyme or reason.'

"My name is Leonard, and I'll be your auto mechanic for today."

I know I'm not qualified for the job, but watch my incredible video resume anyway. It got an Honorable Mention at Cannes!

Writer

"Your Majesty, my voyage will not only forge a new route to the spices of the East but also create over three thousand new jobs."

'I'm a voice over artist.'

"I don't like the tone of your voice. Mind if I tweak it a bit?"

Nikolai Alekseevich Klyuev

'They call me the 'grandfather' of Hip-Hop!'

"Turn down the bass."

Alexander Pope

"Have you considered vlogging?"