Voyage Virtuoso Prints

"You and your package tours, Harold!"

"Counsel for prose is overruled. Poetry, you may continue."

"He's got great velocity but his trajectory needs work."

Cats are under tremendous peer pressure to remain useless.

"In my next album 'Gettin' Back', I refute all the strong beliefs expressed in 'Gettin' There', my previous album."

Excess Baggage: Before starting your rental car, be sure the radio is turned all the way down.

'I thought that 'remote gizmo' was just for manoeuvring the caravan down the drive!'

"I'm afraid you have a condition called 'googly-eyes'."

'Apparently it's part of the evolutionary process!'

“I’m stayin’ home — I want the world to know — I pro-bab-ly won’t go!”

"I wrote a poem, even though I'm on vacation."

'The other kids at school say I might need glasses, Dad.'

House proud woman vacuums hair from dog.

'Coleridge'

'Ladies no more messy pet hairs to worry about with the Decko Dynamic!'

Poetry repairman

'Aha! I think I figured out the headache problem, one of these things is pointed the other way. This would explain the double vision.'

"Oh No!!!...Cap'n...Iceberg...Dead ahead!!"

Annette von Droste-Hulshoff

"It's my conscience... It's all achy"

Writer

'This is all without rhyme or reason.'

I know I'm not qualified for the job, but watch my incredible video resume anyway. It got an Honorable Mention at Cannes!

Beatlemania: Open 24/8

Don't you worry JB, everything is fine here.

"My name is Leonard, and I'll be your auto mechanic for today."

"Your Majesty, my voyage will not only forge a new route to the spices of the East but also create over three thousand new jobs."

'I'm a voice over artist.'

"I don't like the tone of your voice. Mind if I tweak it a bit?"

"Turn down the bass."

'They call me the 'grandfather' of Hip-Hop!'

Alexander Pope

Nikolai Alekseevich Klyuev

"Now this is a Francis Ford Coppola. We still haven't been here quite long enough to be drinkable ourselves."