Vacation Virtuosos Prints

'Tell one more person where to go and you're fired.'

'I've been sentenced to five weeks while they go on holidays... What about you guys?'

'I thought that 'remote gizmo' was just for manoeuvring the caravan down the drive!'

Excess Baggage: Before starting your rental car, be sure the radio is turned all the way down.

Gymnasts falling off the winners pedestal.

The Work-from-Home-Polka

"I wrote a poem, even though I'm on vacation."

"My name is Leonard, and I'll be your auto mechanic for today."

'This is all without rhyme or reason.'

Don't you worry JB, everything is fine here.

'I'm a voice over artist.'

"I don't like the tone of your voice. Mind if I tweak it a bit?"

"Actually, I'm on vacation, but I enjoy spending it here watching everybody else sweat."

Alexander Pope

"Now this is a Francis Ford Coppola. We still haven't been here quite long enough to be drinkable ourselves."

"To accompany a dish of Fire Ants, I would recommend a Chateau Condat 92..."

"If you were truly blessed by genius, it wouldn't end there, believe you me!"

Exercise Car.

"Welcome to Sandy Beach. Everything prohibited."

"I was kind of hoping for 'new voices' who'd also sung before."

"I think I prefer a hot Italian sun on my back and a hot Italian hand on my backside..."

"But we ARE practising, Mum."

'I'm afraid you'll have to buy a car, sir -- Braxton, here, accidentally sold your car to somebody else.'

'I hate these romance cruises.'

Natalie Merchant

Maurice Ravel

"You may be more familiar with her maiden name, Kelly, Grace Kelly."

"Why are you cancelling your trip to Switzerland?"

"Next time you ask the maid for extra towels, be sure to tip her."

"It's lovely here but there's a bit of weather around."

"You and your package tours, Harold!"

"I always knew I wanted to be a voice-over artist because, as a child, I was British."

"Are you really sure we're supposed to give points for sound?"

'It's an animated movie, you don't have to do method.'