Voucher Enthusiast Mugs

'That's not in addition to your pension, that IS your pension.'

"Actually, can I have it in Tesco vouchers?"

"We come bearing gfit vouchers."

"And need I remind you, the 'art of the deal' is the lifeblood of this company."

"That's Hicks from the corporate office. He's adorable, but trust me—when it comes to acquisitions, he's an animal!"

'Looks like we'll have to break into the piggy bank to find our endowment funding.'

'I love these senior citizen discounts.'

The miracle of 2-for-1 pizza.

Piggy Bank Coin I.V.

'I don't need to know what it is when it's on sale.'

"Can you check inside it for me, Mister?"

'It's a demonstration by retired CEOs who refuse to give up their bonuses.'

"Greed, wrath, envy and pride closed higher. Lust, sloth and gluttony showed losses."

"As a courtesy for the inconvenience, please accept a voucher for three additional hours of your life, redeemable upon your death."

Sales - We could try a 'free offer' but it would cost us.

'I know I was just here yesterday, but the courts ordered a recount.'

'I brought in a big order and my boss gave me a feather for my cap.'

We don't think your 12 million dollar bonus is obscene. We think it's 12 million little ways to say 'I love you.'

Martin hated dining alone – but loved the savings.

"I see, Mr. Pipkins, we're back on the bourbon and smoking through glazed doughnuts."

'Our survey shows there's more confidence in shopping coupons than in the dollar...'

'Do you have any coupons?'

Piggy bank #3: normal (colour).

"This is as far as your air miles take you."

'You're addicted to big bonuses. But the good news is there's a patch to treat that.'

'We'd like to default on the bill.'

"I thought I'd done everything necessary to guarantee us a decent pension..."

'Our strategy is to begin the meeting with an ironclad no-negotiation policy - and negotiate from there.'

'We're with you half way, sir. We'll return our government bailout if we can keep our executive bonuses.'

"I've got a lot of stuff, a ton of coupons, and I pay by check, so all you behind me...get comfortable!"

'Getting a big bonus to risk other people's money makes me wonder if I am part of a conspiracy.'

Piggy bank queuing at the bank.

Easter Island moai shake hands below the surface.

'We've ended up paying our 'golden hellos', golden 'return from holidays' and Prickman wanted a golden 'thank you' after coming back from a toilet break!'

"I'm not sure you're taking this bonus cap thing seriously."