Voucher Enthusiast Gifts

'That's not in addition to your pension, that IS your pension.'

"Actually, can I have it in Tesco vouchers?"

"We come bearing gfit vouchers."

"And need I remind you, the 'art of the deal' is the lifeblood of this company."

"That's Hicks from the corporate office. He's adorable, but trust me—when it comes to acquisitions, he's an animal!"

'Looks like we'll have to break into the piggy bank to find our endowment funding.'

'I love these senior citizen discounts.'

The miracle of 2-for-1 pizza.

Piggy Bank Coin I.V.

'I don't need to know what it is when it's on sale.'

"Greed, wrath, envy and pride closed higher. Lust, sloth and gluttony showed losses."

'It's a demonstration by retired CEOs who refuse to give up their bonuses.'

"Can you check inside it for me, Mister?"

"As a courtesy for the inconvenience, please accept a voucher for three additional hours of your life, redeemable upon your death."

Sales - We could try a 'free offer' but it would cost us.

ABC. Uh-oh, here comes the penalty for early withdrawal.

We don't think your 12 million dollar bonus is obscene. We think it's 12 million little ways to say 'I love you.'

Martin hated dining alone – but loved the savings.

'I know I was just here yesterday, but the courts ordered a recount.'

'I brought in a big order and my boss gave me a feather for my cap.'

"I see, Mr. Pipkins, we're back on the bourbon and smoking through glazed doughnuts."

'Our survey shows there's more confidence in shopping coupons than in the dollar...'

'We'd like to default on the bill.'

"I thought I'd done everything necessary to guarantee us a decent pension..."

'You're addicted to big bonuses. But the good news is there's a patch to treat that.'

'Do you have any coupons?'

"This is as far as your air miles take you."

Piggy bank #3: normal (colour).

'We're with you half way, sir. We'll return our government bailout if we can keep our executive bonuses.'

'Our strategy is to begin the meeting with an ironclad no-negotiation policy - and negotiate from there.'

"I've got a lot of stuff, a ton of coupons, and I pay by check, so all you behind me...get comfortable!"

Easter Island moai shake hands below the surface.

Piggy bank queuing at the bank.

How Will You Spend Your Extra $5 an Hour?

You wanted to see me again, boss? Yes. I realized you never gave me my Christmas bonus. What're you talking about? You're the boss. You give me a bonus, I don't give you a bonus. Exactly. The key word in employer-employee relationship is relationship. One-sided relationships never work, Rudy. I've calculated the amount you would have paid me if you hadn't been taking me for granted for 16 years. Very bad man.