Couponing Enthusiast Mugs

"All those worthless junk bonds I got you into... I'm trying to convert them into supermarket coupons."

"And need I remind you, the 'art of the deal' is the lifeblood of this company."

"Wait a sec, I have a coupon around here somewhere."

"That's Hicks from the corporate office. He's adorable, but trust me—when it comes to acquisitions, he's an animal!"

'No, you can't just watch the end of Bargainhunt!'

'And I want that end table for $40...' When bargain hunters crack.

Unusual Offers

Online Shopping.

'I love these senior citizen discounts.'

The miracle of 2-for-1 pizza.

'Let me through - I've a bargain for a nose!'

'I don't need to know what it is when it's on sale.'

"We'll make your wedding reception perfect, and don't forget you get a money-saving coupon for any future divorce parties."

Sales - We could try a 'free offer' but it would cost us.

'My wife says not to worry. She's convinced she can get me out of here with coupons.'

'I know it's the truth, but on this promo for our site, do you think we should use the promo code 'desperation?''

'...And it comes with valuable coupons toward your next purchase.'

I get my ideas on sale...

"They weren't doing a two for one on moisturisers, low fat yogurt or muesli then!!"

"Could you hold off clipping your coupons until I've finished reading the paper?"

"There is such a thing as a free lunch-it just tastes bad."

'Our survey shows there's more confidence in shopping coupons than in the dollar...'

Bargains

'It's so frustrating -- all our coupons are expiring!'

'Do you have any coupons?'

'Darn, all these coupons are expired. We could have saved 50 cents on 9 cans of dog food.' 'We don't have a dog.'

'That's not in addition to your pension, that IS your pension.'

What You Came In For In The First Place And Forgot Aisle.

'You realize, of course, there's nothing wrong with me. . . I'm only here 'cause of your 50%-off-first-visit coupon and I am not a serial bargain shopaholic.'

'Our strategy is to begin the meeting with an ironclad no-negotiation policy - and negotiate from there.'

"Oh no. It's another death caused by 'economy pack syndrome'!"

"So with 50% sale discount, plus the 30% early bird reduction, a 10% bonus for paying in full and a $100 cash back... we owe you $1.75"

"I've got a lot of stuff, a ton of coupons, and I pay by check, so all you behind me...get comfortable!"

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