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Power in our Democracy: The Vote

'All in favor of my idea say 'Aye.' All opposed, say 'Peter Piper picked a peck of pickled peppers' ten times real fast.'

Anger Management - Now Treating "Electoral College Rage"

'Why should I vote for a two-bit lame-brained nobody, when i could vote for a two-bit lamb-brained somebody with 'name recognition'?'

Revenge Graffiti.

"You mean to tell me I can only vote against one Congressman?"

'I agree with your position completely; you can count on my support.'

The Establishment Election

"You spend years waiting for any politician to pay you the slightest attention!"

'The Wall is Your Oyster.'

'Goodness Frank, where did all the mud come from?' - 'Election campaigns.'

"Temp, tempo!"

"If memory serves, the alternative to being a McGovern-nik was being a Nixon-nik."

"What factors influenced your decision to use this particular exit?"

'You have voted, yes! Have your SHEEP voted!'

Wordplay: Graffiti.

Vote Here

Voter Rights

"At least see who the author is."

"Of course we can do an employee survey for you. For €10,950 you can get a 104% approval rating for your policies. Oh and we are doing a special offer, a 90% approval rating for €9500!"

EXIT POLLS, 14TH PRECINCT, 'May I ask who you voted for, sir?', 'Please! -- I'm trying to forget!'

Ballot Box

"It's the election. It's still up in the air."

'Sure, I got a hobby -- punching out pollsters.'

'Yes, I voted! ...and I've always regretted it. New Coke was awful.'

Two guys in golf cart: 'You didn't get out and vote?' - 'Are you kidding me.....?'

"We have decided whoever can fix the voting glitch will be our pick for president."

Graffiti

"He wasn't wearing glasses till you came in!"

"I voted for those I dislike the least."

Elections.

VOTE GLIBNEY! A MAN OF NEW IDEAS!, 'Yeah, but most of them are sexual.'