Voting Vandals Gifts

Nation-wide gambling

Power in our Democracy: The Vote

'All in favor of my idea say 'Aye.' All opposed, say 'Peter Piper picked a peck of pickled peppers' ten times real fast.'

Anger Management - Now Treating "Electoral College Rage"

'Why should I vote for a two-bit lame-brained nobody, when i could vote for a two-bit lamb-brained somebody with 'name recognition'?'

Revenge Graffiti.

"You mean to tell me I can only vote against one Congressman?"

'I agree with your position completely; you can count on my support.'

'The Wall is Your Oyster.'

The Establishment Election

"You spend years waiting for any politician to pay you the slightest attention!"

'Goodness Frank, where did all the mud come from?' - 'Election campaigns.'

"If memory serves, the alternative to being a McGovern-nik was being a Nixon-nik."

"Temp, tempo!"

"What factors influenced your decision to use this particular exit?"

'You have voted, yes! Have your SHEEP voted!'

Polling Place. Vote Here. I think we should do away with one person, one vote, and allocate votes directly proportional to how long you're forced to stand in line.

Voter Rights

Wordplay: Graffiti.

Vote Here

"At least see who the author is."

"Of course we can do an employee survey for you. For €10,950 you can get a 104% approval rating for your policies. Oh and we are doing a special offer, a 90% approval rating for €9500!"

Your Precious Vote

"It's the election. It's still up in the air."

Ballot Box

EXIT POLLS, 14TH PRECINCT, 'May I ask who you voted for, sir?', 'Please! -- I'm trying to forget!'

'Sure, I got a hobby -- punching out pollsters.'

'Yes, I voted! ...and I've always regretted it. New Coke was awful.'

Two guys in golf cart: 'You didn't get out and vote?' - 'Are you kidding me.....?'

Graffiti

"We have decided whoever can fix the voting glitch will be our pick for president."

"I voted for those I dislike the least."

Can't Vote/Why Vote?

"He wasn't wearing glasses till you came in!"

Elections.