Voluminous Hair Gifts

'Volumizing is riskier than I thought.'

Hair Crop Circle

Curling your hair for no reason

'He's wearing a toupee.'

"We didn't have any whipped cream, so I used foaming hand soap."

Personnel Manager to applicant: 'Your resume and references are excellent, but your hair is too silly.'

Rapunzel as a child.

"Not too much off my back."

'Love what you've done with your hair.'

'Wonderful, Lesley! The calligraphy course paid off!'

First Attempts: Wright Brothers. Hair-plane.

"Fifty grand in hair products, Rapunzel? You're killing me!"

It is illegal to fall asleep under a hairdryer in Florida.

Where Mom used to take you.

"Of course I know what the rearview mirror is for...to check at any moment if my hair still looks ok."

"Actually, I like big hair on guys."

Everyone knew it was a hideous style, but nothing was ever said.

Cactus Head

"I'm afraid you've failed abysmally - but try the football clubs."

'Please tell me those are not steel wool pads glued to your head.'

"Excuse me, do you realise you're wearing an extravagant cut in an executive cut zone?"

"Jimmy says he wants to keep his hair long because 'Jesus did it'. So, I made a deal with him."

"My hair stylist used to be a topiarist."

"Do you think my back hair makes me look kind of primitive?"

Elephant offers a blow dry for $5.

Knight's plumage made from real hair.

'I'll cut my hair when you quit smoking!'

"Yeah, but I hear they're even uglier without the hair."

Money and hair only seem important when you don't have any!

"His hairdresser died last year, and he won't go to anyone else."

DNA

Modern Hirsute

'Bad hairy-chest day.'

Will Work 4 Conditioner

Bloody Hippies