Volatility Viking Gifts

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"We went for Scandinavian interiors."

'The new lad's collecting shells again boss.'

'The siege is working my lord. They have food and water but no beard oil. I reckon they will surrender in 12 hours or less'

'Too late...looks like they've already been pillaged.'

Wotan with eye patch

"I'd heard that Farnsworth had a difficult secretary to get past."

'Time to buy.'

'I miss the good old days!'

Bubble; 'This castle manager job better be for real.'

Viking sitting patiently while his wife winds her wool on his helmets horns to sort it out.

"But I use all of them!"

"There's always a period of adjustment whenever you hire a new crew."

'Thank goodness he's gone through sensitivity training.'

'If all your friends were looting and pillaging, would you do it, too?'

"This just in! Due to downsizing, the mega-merger of Consolidated Industries and Humungous Corporation has been changed to a simple bankruptcy."

'Raping and pillaging, Seniors' Tour, 898AD.'

'Could you give us a push?'

The Difficulties of Transporting Boats

"I don't care if you are on full alert, take that silly hat off before you tear the pillows to shreds!"

"Do you think the world really is going to hell, or are we just getting old?"

Gaah! You sank my longship!

"Looting and plundering! Looting and plundering! There must be more to life!...."

"Magnus! How many times must I tell you...Skulls of your enemies go on the top rack!!!"

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Viking in the dock: His barrister says: 'Your honour, my client was simply expanding his business interests. We object to the use of the word 'pillaging'.'

"They say at least 80% of us are wearing the wrong size."

Really Early Vikings

"So that's five for bailing, and three for patching. If there are no objections, the chair will now hear arguments."

Seats on the Stock Exhange are now equppied with air bags