Volatility Vanguard Pillows

He's back on the ledge again! He sold everything, and the market went 'back up.'

"Christmas - what a fuss eh?"

"We made all the wheels out of old coffee tables and chandeliers."

Spontaneous Kombucha

'Time to buy.'

"Did you read my review on Amazon? Four out of four people found it helpful."

"These new variants are triggering my impostor syndrome."

'It's a deal. You don't infect me, and I don't infect you.'

'Sometimes, from time to time, occasionally I wish I'd never bought that ruddy thesaurus!'

"We can be old-timey office workers for Halloween."

"How could you forget where you buried dad. You do know he has the car keys in his pocket?"

Catastrophe Risk Insurance

"Who's on duty today...you or me?"

'In today's action, the Dow Jones Industrial Average cratered, then soared, then swooned, then skyrocketed, then plummeted, then rebounded, and finally threw up.'

Seats on the Stock Exhange are now equppied with air bags

'It's definitely human flu. Sound the alarm!'

Music Freak.

'Thank you but I'm a bit sensitive to ethnic food.'

"What do you think? Too Edward Gorey?"

Collapse of 'Corner Men'

"You're dated look is an absolute tour de force."

"This is where I keep my entire music collection."

"You said 'give me a cool hairstyle...' You never specified which decade."

"Next!"

Stock Market Bear.

Inclusion of the word coronavirus in dictionary

"Biggest damn virus I've ever seen."

Doomsday Clock.

'The shame of that Garbo woman-wearing MY dress!'

Belling the Cat