Voice Actor Gifts

"Great! O.K., this time I want you to sound taller, and let me hear a little more hair."

"I'm sorry, we're looking for the voice of a spunky animated turnip and your reading is more fruit than vegetable if you understand what I mean."

"Twenty years of acting lessons and all I can get is voiceovers."

"Wow, …. who does your voice-overs?"

"Cholesterol medicine commercial, Take 3. This time, try to sound less horrified when you say, 'May cause heart to explode through ears'."

'Put some feeling into it. I can't tell the difference between the lion and the mouse.'

'He has been like that ever since he had a small part in 'Finding Nemo'!'

This is a voice recognition service...we reserve the right to cut you off if you have an irritating nasal sort of voice.

"If you insist on doing all the voices, Dad. Don't you think father bear should have a deeper voice than Goldilocks?"

Throw-Your-Voice Mail.

"...Now try and guess this one..."

'You were up for the part, but we got ourselves a digitized actor who is just a little better looking, has a little better voice and does those action scenes a lot better.'

"Are you sure I didn't dub you last year!"

Cheesedip City

Ernest Borgnine

Ron Perlman

Christopher Lloyd

Joan Cusack

"I think I'd rather wait till Benedict Cumberbatch does the audiobook."

"Could you do it again. . . ? This time with more histrionic caterwauling. . . !"

"Besides digital assistant, what other voice work have you done?"

'Thanks for buying the ventriloquism instructional tapes. You are now listening to tape number one...'

Why you've never heard of Ricky Rat.

Ellen De Generes

Making an Audio Book: Quiet Please No Barking!!!

"Thanks, dad, but I prefer to listen to the audiobook."

Bonita gets a Cattle Call

Alexa and Siri girl talk.

Animation Studio. The actors do vocal warm-up exercises before recording their lines while watching the scene. Loose lips sync clips!

James Earl Jones

"I hope they read the fine print that the audiobook is to be voiced by Morgan Freeman."

"I can do a better dog voice."

"Bill did the voice-over for this commercial."

"I love it when you use your 'All Things Considered' voice."

Shepherd and eurydice