Voice Actress Gifts

'Mom, Dad. . . this is Tiffany. She does scream-overs for ***** movies.'

'Believing any filming experience may help launch acting careers, some even stage their appearances before closed circuit cameras.'

'How are the ventriloquist lessons going?'

"Welcome to Off-Off-Off Broadway."

Theatre Masks and Butts

"Have you read any of Shakespeare's plays?"

Cut!

Emotion of Mr. Kenwigs on hearing the family news from Nicholas

"I'm sorry, we're looking for the voice of a spunky animated turnip and your reading is more fruit than vegetable if you understand what I mean."

Canned laughter for sale in Theatrical Supplies shop.

Waiter, what's this fly doing in my soup? A scene from an Esther Williams movie.

"I love it when you use your 'All Things Considered' voice."

"Bravo!"

"Just when you're about to lose faith in humanity, you see Shakespeare in the Park."

Could you see anything in her? I certainly couldn't! (Man's eyes are popping out of his head).

Madame Rejane- Famous French Actress in the Part of Madame Sans Gene

'Put some feeling into it. I can't tell the difference between the lion and the mouse.'

"If you insist on doing all the voices, Dad. Don't you think father bear should have a deeper voice than Goldilocks?"

"Great job of acting! You really appeared excited about Aunt May's 'famous' green bean casserole."

"My God!! - Those actors must all be really old by now...!"

"Yoo-hoo. Fifteen minutes of fame is about to start."

'Every new year Gym membership goes up - for the Panto season.'

"Bill did the voice-over for this commercial."

Woman crying with happiness.

Why you've never heard of Ricky Rat.

Mary Tyler Moore: Spot the Difference

"Just when you're about to lose faith in humanity, you see Shakespeare in the Park."

Little Red Riding Carpet

'We're out of earshot now, so you can drop the phoney, Oxbridge accent.'

Baseball batting cage theater La Cage Aux Folles.

"Not fair! Being really into movies is my thing!"

'For the actress who benefitted most by rehab...'

'Hello, I'm your understudy.'

"No. I don't want to see an all-male production of 'Little Women.' "

'And the Award goes to...Ewww...him?'