Voice Actress Gifts

'Mom, Dad. . . this is Tiffany. She does scream-overs for ***** movies.'

'Believing any filming experience may help launch acting careers, some even stage their appearances before closed circuit cameras.'

'How are the ventriloquist lessons going?'

"Welcome to Off-Off-Off Broadway."

Theatre Masks and Butts

"Have you read any of Shakespeare's plays?"

"I'm sorry, we're looking for the voice of a spunky animated turnip and your reading is more fruit than vegetable if you understand what I mean."

Emotion of Mr. Kenwigs on hearing the family news from Nicholas

"Bravo!"

"I love it when you use your 'All Things Considered' voice."

Canned laughter for sale in Theatrical Supplies shop.

"Just when you're about to lose faith in humanity, you see Shakespeare in the Park."

"If you insist on doing all the voices, Dad. Don't you think father bear should have a deeper voice than Goldilocks?"

Could you see anything in her? I certainly couldn't! (Man's eyes are popping out of his head).

'Put some feeling into it. I can't tell the difference between the lion and the mouse.'

Madame Rejane- Famous French Actress in the Part of Madame Sans Gene

"Bill did the voice-over for this commercial."

Woman crying with happiness.

"Great job of acting! You really appeared excited about Aunt May's 'famous' green bean casserole."

"My God!! - Those actors must all be really old by now...!"

"Yoo-hoo. Fifteen minutes of fame is about to start."

'Every new year Gym membership goes up - for the Panto season.'

"Just when you're about to lose faith in humanity, you see Shakespeare in the Park."

Little Red Riding Carpet

'We're out of earshot now, so you can drop the phoney, Oxbridge accent.'

'For the actress who benefitted most by rehab...'

"Not fair! Being really into movies is my thing!"

'Hello, I'm your understudy.'

"Thank you, Mr. Mulvaney, but what we're really looking for is someone with talent."

"No. I don't want to see an all-male production of 'Little Women.' "

Amy Sedaris