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'How are the ventriloquist lessons going?'

"I'm sorry, we're looking for the voice of a spunky animated turnip and your reading is more fruit than vegetable if you understand what I mean."

Could you send a plumber out? I think the washers have gone!

"Bill did the voice-over for this commercial."

'We're out of earshot now, so you can drop the phoney, Oxbridge accent.'

"Between you, Alexa, and Siri, I'm just in a house surrounded by women who think they know everything."

"Siri meets Alexa" "What can I help you with?" "I'm sorry, I can't answer that."

"I can't talk louder, I'm a little horse."

"It's not so much the chewing that offends me, it's the mocking of our voices."

It's more than a mike!

"Can you teach me to really bark? I only seem to be able to yap..."

'I'm a voice over artist.'

"Some of it is soft and some of it is hard, but the main thing is that all of it is money."

"I don't like the tone of your voice. Mind if I tweak it a bit?"

"Alexa...order my shopping!"

A singer being criticised

Voice Recognition Software.

"I've found my voice, Penny. It's deep, wise, and compassionate."

"In my line of work, I have to make sure I don't get a sore throat and lose my voice..."

Welcome to California. You may begin your Schwarzenegger imitation now

"I hope they read the fine print that the audiobook is to be voiced by Morgan Freeman."

"Whoa, too much information!"

"Cholesterol medicine commercial, Take 3. This time, try to sound less horrified when you say, 'May cause heart to explode through ears'."

Teacher complaning he can't understand pupil in his course on 'Voice projection and pronunciation'

A silenced protester

"Who ever told you you could sing?"

"There it is again: some kind of weird disembodied voice describing our every move."

"You'll agree then, Doug, the numbers don't sound quite so dismal when I use my Donald Duck voice."

'Hoarse play.'

Throw-Your-Voice Mail.

"What she said - but louder, and with more authority."

"Just once I'd like to see us pass something on a voice vote."