Vodka Pillows

'Potatoes. How many would I need to make a bottle of vodka?'

"Jimmy! Guy out here is asking for an 'All The Money In Your Register'. Is that with gin or vodka?"

"It's almost 5 o'clock! Where the hell is my vodka app?!"

'How many potatoes to make a bottle of vodka?.'

"I'm on a vodka diet-lost two weeks already!"

'It's Thanksgiving.. do you have any CRANBERRY VODKA?'

'I wouldn't say this wine's name is long, but it's continued on the bottle next to it.'

"Obama didn’t get to name a Supreme Court justice during his final year. So how come Trump does?"

"This place has the best happy hour."

"Actually, make that a double cream."

"Think of it as twenty one in human years. I'll take a bourbon and toilet water."

Barbequer wears apron with 'Beer in -beer out' slogan.

"Christmas - what a fuss eh?"

On holiday.

"I'll bet your're a Taurus. Right?"

'Think I preferred the old Irish barman.'

"Ooh, I must sit down - I'm dead on my feet!"

"Another dry scotch Manhattan, Mike. Make it a double."

'Men are like fragments of soap... they get together in bars!'

"Hey, I'm thirsty. I need a drink. A drink and a liverwurst sandwich. Hey, how about a sandwich and a beer down at Gallagher's, then we can go shoot some pool? Or maybe take in a movie. Hey, I'm talking to you."

Selling lemon latt�

'We have 800 beers on tap. If you want to hear all of them, you'll have to get here earlier, we close in six hours.'

Yoga for Alcoholics

'No ice.'

"Now I really hate poetry."

Cat Nip.

'We like the occasional drink on the patio.'

'If this is tea, I'll have a coffee. If it's a coffee, I'll have a tea!'

"It's not a party until someone gets plowed."

"He could have been the national bird, but that was a long, long time ago."

5pm Happy Hour. 6pm discussion: what is true happiness?

Bacchus.

'Steak Ted?'

Party Animals.

The Wine Bottle and the Corkscrew