Vodka Pillows

'Potatoes. How many would I need to make a bottle of vodka?'

"It's new. It's Perrier flavored vodka."

"Jimmy! Guy out here is asking for an 'All The Money In Your Register'. Is that with gin or vodka?"

"It's almost 5 o'clock! Where the hell is my vodka app?!"

'How many potatoes to make a bottle of vodka?.'

"I'm on a vodka diet-lost two weeks already!"

'It's Thanksgiving.. do you have any CRANBERRY VODKA?'

'I wouldn't say this wine's name is long, but it's continued on the bottle next to it.'

"Obama didn’t get to name a Supreme Court justice during his final year. So how come Trump does?"

"This place has the best happy hour."

"Actually, make that a double cream."

"Think of it as twenty one in human years. I'll take a bourbon and toilet water."

Barbequer wears apron with 'Beer in -beer out' slogan.

'You wanna play another round?' 'Sure....tender, another round!'

"Christmas - what a fuss eh?"

On holiday.

"Another dry scotch Manhattan, Mike. Make it a double."

"Ooh, I must sit down - I'm dead on my feet!"

"I'll bet your're a Taurus. Right?"

'Think I preferred the old Irish barman.'

'Men are like fragments of soap... they get together in bars!'

"Hey, I'm thirsty. I need a drink. A drink and a liverwurst sandwich. Hey, how about a sandwich and a beer down at Gallagher's, then we can go shoot some pool? Or maybe take in a movie. Hey, I'm talking to you."

'We have 800 beers on tap. If you want to hear all of them, you'll have to get here earlier, we close in six hours.'

'That's not really what I meant by 'let your hair down', Rapunzel.'

Selling lemon latt�

Give us a drink that says "we're in love." Oh no, not again. Today's Special. Latte + 1hr web $12.50. We're back together. We're celebrating. Give us my darling pudding pie's favorite drink. A cinnamon mocha latte with a peppermint lollipop swizzle stick. Excuse me?! That is not my favorite drink ... dear. My favorite drink is a cinnamon mocha latte with a spearmint lollipop swizzle stick ... dear. I am so sorry ... snookums. How could I have possibly been so heartless and thoughtless as to con

Yoga for Alcoholics

'No ice.'

'If this is tea, I'll have a coffee. If it's a coffee, I'll have a tea!'

5pm Happy Hour. 6pm discussion: what is true happiness?

"He could have been the national bird, but that was a long, long time ago."

Cat Nip.

"It's not a party until someone gets plowed."

'Steak Ted?'

'We like the occasional drink on the patio.'