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'Hey! We can play Scrabble while we eat!'

Campaign for Plain English

Teacher pointing to P,Q, on board: "OK class, which letter comes next? Redbeard, you should know this."

A is for App...B is for Blogger...C is for Celebrity.

'What begins with 'E'? Well, 'Everything'!'

I sometimes feel spotted, but I never really feel seen.

"That was totally....what's the word I'm looking for?"

'I made a good grade in creative writing, but I didn't do very well in creative spelling.'

"Dad, can we have a bedtime narrative?"

"I found out why we study vocabulary. Last night, my mother told me to ruminate, and I spent three hours in my room."

"Dad, is there a word that contains all the vowels?"

"I'm stuck for the 'June-moon' rhyme in Serbo-Croatian."

Alphabet soup

"Monsieur has just ordered a vasectomy..."

"I've been an accountant, an actuary, an advertising exec, an administrator, an architect, an art director, and an auditor, and now I'd like to move on to the B's."

A B C D E F G H I J K L M N. The alphabet invention is great. We should copyright it!

"Sometimes, occasionally, from time to time, now and then, periodically I wish I'd never been given this Thesaurus."

Excess Baggage: If you can draw, you don't have to know the local language.

'My teacher was right about how many words you can make with just twenty six letters.'

"I lost the spelling bee on the word 'gangsta.' "

'The rozzer in the dorp had never seen a quod.'

"I don't understand what people are saying up here."

"When I agreed to learn the ABC's, I thought D through Z would be optional."

"My alphabet soup doesn't make any sense. How do I run it through spell check?"

'Let's have a race to say the alphabet.'

Now that we've invented language, we have to be careful not to get quoted out of context.

Dinosaurs of the Palindromic Era.

'The sagaman must have had a googol of inedita.'

'It wasn't me - but I'm sure whoever did it had a good reason. Looks, charm and 10 aliases only get you so far.'

'What does surrender mean?'

"He's in first grade. He'll get to Zs."

Wordplay: Mind Games.

'These literary duels really are most frightfully dull.'

Kid learning alphabet on computer say ABCDVD...

'You have an irritable vowel syndrome.'