Vocabulary Adventurer T-Shirts

School. That vocabulary quiz was hard! Did you know how to use "gruesome" in a sentence? It was simple. "The gardener likes flowers so he gruesome."

'The rozzer in the dorp had never seen a quod.'

"This is a great spot to practice mighty roars son..."

Teacher pointing to P,Q, on board: "OK class, which letter comes next? Redbeard, you should know this."

Captain Ahab searched for a vaccine.

Grand Canyon. What's so great about the Grand Canyon?...Most of it's missing!

World Tour.

The Philosopher Pine, or, The Eternal Optimist.

A is for App...B is for Blogger...C is for Celebrity.

"That was totally....what's the word I'm looking for?"

"Yes, six to seven weeks is my life expectancy! Once I learned that, I thought, the hell with it, I'll stop working and start travelling..."

I sometimes feel spotted, but I never really feel seen.

'Some of these trees have been here for 2000 years... and they still can't talk. Man, we're awesome!'

"Draw your own path."

'What begins with 'E'? Well, 'Everything'!'

Songs about Texas, next 1100 miles.

'Arf! Arf!'

'No, really, go ahead. You know me - I'm all about the journey, not the food pellet!'

'Thanks for being up support staff.'

"Tonight we dine with the devil. But tomorrow we really need to finish what's left in the fridge."

Can I have a look at the map?

"Hel-l-l-o-o-o-o Summer!"

"His father came from a family of climbers."

"On the bright side, Dear, your jump looked great right up until the landing!"

'Sometimes I wish I had never sold my camels!'

Remember to lash from the outside!

Lost

"Now THAT's what I call a budget airline!"

Alphabet soup

"I'm stuck for the 'June-moon' rhyme in Serbo-Croatian."

Selfie of the Golden Hinde

Danger: Falling animals

"Monsieur has just ordered a vasectomy..."

'Could you throw me the car keys?'

Man digs a hole looking for treasure and ends up falling out the side of a cliff sees a sign: You Are Here.