Vitamin Guru T-Shirts

"My goodness, Mr. Barret, with all those vitamins and all that jogging, we thought you'd never show up!"

Tea and vitamins.

"My dad says we eat honey 'cause it has lots of vitamin Bee."

Self help acupuncture

Apples for sale

The Department of Blind-Side Bias, Knowledge Gaps and Really Great Coffee.

"Why won't you teach us how to handle complaints?"

You only have time for one: Choose your fighter - Exercise, Wash Your Hair, Eat, Breathe

"I spend my day prepping for a good night"

"All I do is swim and eat plankton, but do I lose weight?"

Due to his low center of gravity, Jake is the greatesr broncbuster ever!

Intelligent people laugh too!

'I'm just not sure how much more I can teach you.'

'Eat less. Drink less. Be merry more.'

"Winter is coming, and there will be months without much sunshine, so it's important that you take your vitamin D supplement Darling..."

'Twenty years ago I began jogging five miles a day - could you tell me where I am?'

'I'm afraid that serves you right for not wearing your safety goggles!'

"At first glance this diet might seem boring but then you realize there are actually seven varieties of kale!"

Now that you have a heart, you really should switch to polyunsaturated oil.

"Here...let me call an expert...someone who knows about these things."

"I'd like to start the 'Wellness at Work' training by offering you some guidance on diet and exercise."

'You may not feel any healthier right away, but you'll definitely feel more smug.'

Medicinal plants

National Academy of Sport

"Bonk!"

Keep Fit.

'I gotta lose some weight.'

'When I turned 18 something started happening to me every month. I started receiving a credit card bill.'

Newton's Cradle Solar System

Tired executive going into gym coming out gleaming

"I used to be a vegetarian. Then I became a vegan. Then a fruitarian. Now I only eat manna that falls from Heaven."

Congratulations on the new you!

"You're sick of this? Just try to imagine how we feel."

'Apply that ointment as directed and call me if the growth does not reduce or it starts to talk.'

'Follow this diet, and soon the temple of your soul will just be a small chapel.'