Visual Irony Fan Pillows

"Apologies but I can't see any patients today."

"Our business is based on breakthroughs."

Sharp Eyes

'It always great to get away from it all.'

"He's Right Behind Me, Isn't He?"

'In a bizarre set of circumstances, the book salesman never showed up, but a drug rep is here with samples of Prozac.'

'Kill all the Canaanites? -- Won't that set a bad precedent?'

"I thought this was the Vermeer tour."

"Forgive me, Father, for I have sinned." "Give me all the juicy details."

"Anita, you never told me you worked for a company with such deep pockets!"

Noah's lesser known brother.

'I don't get it. He had the smallest paws in the whole litter.'

Ingoldsby Legends - Impious Bishop Robert of Birchington

'I'd like a brandy please...'

"Look! There's an ELEPHANT in this room."

"If I get this phone completed, fire will follow."

"His paintings are better than they look."

Man Comes In From The Rain Looking The Exact Same

Man: 'What the...?!' / 404 ERROR!

'And you DROVE here, Mr. Hartwelder?'

'Soccer hooligans, majesty! Thousands of them! We're doomed!'

'Wait, don't move...it totally looks like you're wearing a chef's hat right now!'

An office collection for an employee penniless from too many office collections

"I don't know about you, but I am delighted by all this incongruity."

"Pay no attention to Brian, he's always playing the victim."

Thrifty Credit Union

Free Eyetest.

'Boy, does this guy need glasses!'

'I wonder why women live longer than men.'

'And if any of you are unhappy with your bonus, just log on to our website and press 'Click to Enlarge.''

'You need to get your glasses changed Fred, it's over here!'

101 uses of a dead cat: bird table

The Out of Order Love Machine.