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'Hurry, wipe it off before Dad comes home!'

"This is a lovely old song that tells of a young woman who leaves her cottage, and goes off to work. She arrives at her destination, and places some solid NHHS in a flask containing 0.50 atm ofammonia, and attempts to determine the pressures of ammonia and hydrogen sulide when equilibrium is reached."

You're my Mona Lisa.

At the Museum

"I think that's one of his early 'blank canvases'. I think there are some bigger ones in the next room."

Paul Klee

'The way the eyes follow you is uncanny.'

"I think he was a celebrity."

The Googler

Party Animals.

Culture Saturday

'That's about it so far, Son.'

"You're on a what?!"

"Well....I could've done this!"

"Why don't you find a museum!"

"Personally, I'm a doer."

'They look more up to date than the ones in your tool-box.'

'What's the big deal about acid rain? Can't we just make alkaline rain to counteract it?'

Small child building a large contraption from junk

"What's your project for the science fair, Arnold?"

'Are you sure this is authentic ancient Indian art?'

"Is it me, or is Jasper Johns a genius?" "Über-genius, Larry. Über!"

"And that's General Ambrose T. Spangler. He died in the Great Mustache Fire of 1897."

"Me? How about you go closer and read the plaque!"

Cloning Dept. Ooh! She's got your eyes and nose, mouth...

'I could do that.'

Couple Sitting in Front of A Sunset.

'No, Timmy, we are not supposed to connect them.'

'I can make out the nude, but I don't see the submarine.'

They don't feed the animals in here very well, do they!

'Evidently, one of them was a cartoonist!'