Visiting A Shelter Gifts

'He's hoping to get out on appeal.'

'I'm not abandoned. I'm a free agent.'

Foster failure

'I don't know what he gets up to in there, but it keeps him busy.' (Noises are recorded, man reads paper, has beer.)

'He has a big heart. . . inviting his homeless friends in to stay dry.'

'No JAMIE,you're NOT keeping any strays! Now GET rid of him and go wash up for dinner!...' / 'Sorry kiddo,i tried...'

"Can you believe he was the last dog at the shelter?"

'It's looking good this time: I've been here for six months and the kids haven't lost interest in me as yet...'

'I know I'm not a kitten, I know I'm sorta fat, But if you will adopt me, I'll be your lovin' cat.' Caption:Shelter Cat Blues

Hello from the shed.

Dogs Aren't/Are Just For Christmas

Thinking "Inside the Box."

SPCA: USED CATS AND DOGS

'Very nice, but is there room to swing a cat?'

"What, no day spa? And you call this a luxury bunker."

'It's only temporary until we can find a good home for the cats.'

Early House Hunting.

"Why don't other people ever do this?"

Dogs Home: Beware of the Human

"I went through hell to get them adopted."

"All I need now is someone who wants to adopt a 95 pound lap dog."

Don't ask the price - it's a pound.

Cattery and kennels

Buster got religion in the pound and now works with other bad dogs.

"I'm thinking about moving out of the suburbs."

"That's better! - I can't bear the noise of the rain on my roof..."

"I envy you. I'd love to have a house with a fireplace."

"I'm a funny little person so I'm looking to adopt a funny little dog. Do you have one?"

"Trust me — we’re better off in here."

"We’re ready when you are!"

"Here's what you do when you're kenneled: find the biggest dog in the joint and kick his #!@*."

'The man at the shelter promised he doesn't bark at all.'

Lady sees 'Stop' sign above cat at shelter, thinks, 'Well ... I did ask for a sign.'

"Try to look housebroken."