Virus Theorist Gifts

"Where do you see yourself five Covid subvariants from now?"

Comicron

The Sensitive Dude.

'Biggest damn virus I've ever seen!'

"To save you from destruction I will now wipe out mankind!"

"I've mutated."

"Cheer up, might never happen!"

Scientists discover a new Superbug

Death in the red zone

"Oh, sure! Blame the monkey!"

"It's a VERY novel variant!"

"OMG! 12 followers already...this thing could go viral."

"You've managed to catch bird flu, swine flu and a touch of mad cow disease."

The Perfect Dengue Storm and Coronavirus

'How can we get the flu? We are the flu.'

Alien observes Earth: A giant virus molecule.

Typical Viral Coversation - "So many people so little time."

"Biggest damn virus I've ever seen."

Pangolins Gone Wild

'It's a deal. You don't infect me, and I don't infect you.'

Strainspotting

'We're in luck. The new virus is highly contagious...and so is the antibody.'

"I've been sent home to lay low. If anyone asks, no one in my virology lab knows anything about a rampaging army of pangolin-bat hybrids."

I see you coing under a lot of strains

"Yes, back in 2020 your mother and I were locked away with no one but each other. . . why do you as Ko'Rona-Vyress?"

Corona virus Christmas tree

"There's a rumor that someone in the company is spreading a virus."

Coronavirus World

Next steps

Ooo, our kid's a special, more powerful variant, ooo. I swear, they tell us that every time we see them.

Strainspotting

'Yes Mrs Flea, the tests show that you're carrying several deadly viruses, but none are harmful to you...'

"Everyone dismisses me as just a flu bug. But I know in my heart I'm so much more than that."

Dear mom, I finally went viral!

Not everywhere is closed in a lockdown. . .