Virtual Reality Skeptic Gifts

"So, the self-anointed brandishing millions of followers. How is social media NOT a cult again?"

"A squirrel, impressive! I'm still chasing a stick."

"Mom, please shake my chair. I'm taking a virtual school bus ride before class begins."

"By the way, the failing grades you'll be seeing-they won't be virtual."

"Wanna toss the ol' virtual pigskin?"

'In the computer simulation he said he admired my candor and gave me a raise.'

"I've never read such utter nonsense! There's a guy here reckons we're all living in some kind of computer simulation!"

"Mommy, watch, I'm living authentically!"

"You may now kiss the bride."

'These new video games are getting out of hand...'

Life after death

Go Play Outside - it's so real, you kids will almost smell the virtual fresh air!

'Mr. Smithdon's at his desk, but he's not really there....He's somewhere out there in cyberspace!'

"He is walking from 'Lands end to John'o'Groats', virtually."

'These virtual-reality goggles are great! Right now, I'm sun-bathing in Tahiti...'

"Social media stocks have taken a beating I'm seeing a lot of avatars on ledges."

"My feeling is that while we should have the deepest respect for reality, we should not let it control our lives."

Zoom Wedding

Indoor Football

'With your technical background I know you're familiar with virtual reality. We'll teach you virtueless reality.'

'I know I can't take it with me, but what about computer simulations?'

Computer Life

"He's been using the new virtual reality data viewer and climbing bar graphs..."

"I'm declawed, but with this headset, I can at least virtually scratch up the furniture."

"Morning, Brad." "Morning, Angelina."

“He runs the top Virtual Reality company in the world. In fact, that’s not really him.”

"I keep reading all these stories about virtual reality nookie."

"Is that you, or am I experiencing Artificial Reality?"

Vicar - Virtuous Reality