Virtual Reality Dreamer Gifts

Virtual Super-Model.

"Even in the virtual world I haven't made partner."

Pipe Dream.

"Mom, please shake my chair. I'm taking a virtual school bus ride before class begins."

"By the way, the failing grades you'll be seeing-they won't be virtual."

Mac OS 20

How we imagined A.I. in 1977. . . How it's looking today. . .

"Pokemon...Pokemon...Pokemon...."

"Siri, who’s the fairest of them all?"

'Dad's bedtime story was decent, but the special effects were non-existent.'

Schrodinger's Black Box

Sci-Fi Museum. New Exhibit. H.G. Wells War of the Worlds. In 1938, Orson Welles broadcast "War of the Worlds," a radio drama about aliens from Mars invading earth. The radio drama was presented as a series of fake news reports about devastation caused by the invading aliens. Many listeners turned in to the program mid-roadcast and thought the news reports were real. Widespread panic ensued. Wow! Orson Welles caused all that panic with a radio program. Just imagine what he could have don

Real Life/Surreal Life

"Wanna toss the ol' virtual pigskin?"

Epic Battles

'In the computer simulation he said he admired my candor and gave me a raise.'

"One day, I'll be the first woman!"

"I've never read such utter nonsense! There's a guy here reckons we're all living in some kind of computer simulation!"

"Well, you say it's wrong, but it could be correct in an alternative universe."

"I've been genetically modified!"

"You may now kiss the bride."

"Mommy, watch, I'm living authentically!"

Childrens Books. This pop-up book would make a great 3-D movie!

'Jeff is a tackle on his online college football team.'

'In the alternate universe I've come up with, everything would be exactly the same except cats would bark.'

"He is walking from 'Lands end to John'o'Groats', virtually."

'These new video games are getting out of hand...'

'Can you see the future of my 401(k)?'

Life after death

Go Play Outside - it's so real, you kids will almost smell the virtual fresh air!

'Dewey, come look! This is so cute. The kids are playing wii hockey.'

'Mr. Smithdon's at his desk, but he's not really there....He's somewhere out there in cyberspace!'

'I'm here to ask you for funding for my further development.'

Book publisher telling author about some changes needed.

'These virtual-reality goggles are great! Right now, I'm sun-bathing in Tahiti...'