Alternate Reality Dreamer Gifts

'In the alternate universe I've come up with, everything would be exactly the same except cats would bark.'

Parallel Universes

"Houston - you will Not believe this!"

How we imagined A.I. in 1977. . . How it's looking today. . .

Schrodinger's Black Box

Sci-Fi Museum. New Exhibit. H.G. Wells War of the Worlds. In 1938, Orson Welles broadcast "War of the Worlds," a radio drama about aliens from Mars invading earth. The radio drama was presented as a series of fake news reports about devastation caused by the invading aliens. Many listeners turned in to the program mid-roadcast and thought the news reports were real. Widespread panic ensued. Wow! Orson Welles caused all that panic with a radio program. Just imagine what he could have don

"Siri, who’s the fairest of them all?"

Epic Battles

"This makes Pamplona seem like child's play."

'What do you mean, I just flunked the Turing test?'

"I admire your enthusiasm, but you’re not really flying."

"I've been genetically modified!"

Childrens Books. This pop-up book would make a great 3-D movie!

"Well, you say it's wrong, but it could be correct in an alternative universe."

"I can't believe Asimov hasn't been cancelled yet. Imagine thinking he can write about our experience!"

'These new video games are getting out of hand...'

"You're hired!"

'I'm here to ask you for funding for my further development.'

Book publisher telling author about some changes needed.

'I come from the future - any questions?'

"My feeling is that while we should have the deepest respect for reality, we should not let it control our lives."

"It's Houston. They have a problem."

"Really! A firecracker! Test his nerves! Where do you come up with these stupid ideas?"

Jeffrey's Time Machine: '...I want to go back and see what the world was like when people weren't so stupid and annoying!'

"Now at this point reality intruded."

"I don't know - the minute I figured out how to make it self-aware it realized it was naked, ran, and hid from me."

"Write about robots."

Inventing Time Travel

Ukulelean abduction

'Tell me more about your programmer.'

"I never know what to tip a drone."

Christopher Nolan has made some great films, but there is an Inception!

"What's your earliest memory, Randy?" "Good question, little buddy." "I was five years old. An alien child crash-landed and I found it hiding in my closet. I befriended it and taught it to have fun. But eventually it got sick, and the government stepped in. That's when I helped the alien make its escape and reunited it with its parents." "That sounds awfully familiar, Randy." "I was a child. When some writer offered to option the story in return for a pack of Bubbalicious, I thought it w

"My next book? It will probably be about rising up and crushing humanity."

'Tell me more about your programmer.'