Virtual Managers Pillows

"Hey Dolly, get back here!"

"Hello? Speaking, not listening."

'When will I be old enough to have my own people?'

"Thanks for coming in."

Communication

Negative Interest Meeting

"I'm fine going all zoom."

Cyberwarfare

"We need to talk about your Zoom presence,

'It's all right, Dad -- it's a Buddhist chat room!'

"I'll have my people zoom your people."

'I feel totally connected now that I can order liquor and attend meetings on the internet.'

'Of course working in a 'Virtual Firm' does have it's drawbacks...'

'The only thing I don't like about playing solitaire on the computer is you can't peek under the cards.'

"He'll be fine, he won't even notice we've been gone a fortnight."

'One day we'll look back on all this, in a computer game.'

"No thanks. I'm a knowledge worker."

"Boy, Dr. Perkins, are you a 'site' for sore eyes!"

'I and my Blog'

'What's your policy on working from home?'

"I didn't get the job. They hated my Zoom background."

"So with our new Service Level Agreements our help desk is offering a much faster surly and sarcastic response."

'I'm not sure I like Billy playing video games so much!'

'It figures. They're designing a hockey site.'

Peeking in on a Bat Zoom Call

The little capitalist hen

"Your meeting's over. You can relax you zoom face now."

'Doesn't it seem ironic to you that your avitar is a fierce soldier and you live in your parent's basement?' - 'I think of it as being entrenched in an underground bunker.'

"So you saw the kitchen and living room, and this is the zoom background."

"I missed the Zoom meeting, but my avatar sat in for me."

Hey Rudy, you've been in there for over an hour. You ok in there? I think I'm dying here. What? D'you need me to call 911? I don't think that'll help. I just need to build more pikemen and cavalry and buy a defense boost before the enemy's march reaches my city. Get off your phone!!! I'm saving the kingdom here! It's important!

"Attention, everyone! I have a very important Zoom meeting in a few minutes so I need this city to be completely quiet."

Joe Biden Articulates His Plan for the Coronavirus

"According to my fantasy sports site, I don't want to grow up."

"I'm constructing a website."