Web Manager Pillows

"There's tumbleweed coming out of your computer screen. Now do you believe your website is like a ghost town?"

'It figures. They're designing a hockey site.'

"You've got your corner office, so what more do you want?"

A paperwork machine spews endless paperwork

Whats ticking away in YOUR filing system?

'We invest so much money in training staff...it's a mystery to me why businesses would risk losing them.'

On his desk, a cat has an in box, out box and litter box.

"Boy, am I glad they finally hired more staff!"

IN box...OUT is wastepaper basket on fire.

'I'm glad you guys could work this out in a reasonable manner.'

Man to realtor: 'How much for a starter cubicle?'

Businessman on stilts: 'I had to step over a lot of people to get where I am today.'

(oil - petroleum - gushing out of inkwell)

"Welcome aboard, Bailey. Don't worry — they don't bite."

'Office' block tightening it's belt

Gerry, there are more accurate ways of balancing the petty cash.

He was destined for greatness. Whatever that meant.

Sales chart is buildings in background.

Organization is not rocket science!

Trays on desk read, 'Here', 'There' and, 'Neither here nor there.'

Desk plaques: 'Money isn't everything' '...Which makes it no less awesome in my opinion.'

"Think outside the box but never forget who owns the box."

"Actually, the district office is getting better results with a fresh garlic bagel."

"I just want you to know that promotion, this office, and those Luna bars were mine!"

"The desktop skills test was a little worrying,56% couldn't manage 'Word' 75% were confused by 'Excel' and 43% wanted to know what channel 'Eastenders' was on."

'You'll soon get the hang of it - then they'll change it.'

Bullseye!

'It appears the 'What?'s have it.'

'We earn extra money by renting out your office at night.'

'Calling Tech Support does NOT count as one of my wishes!'

'With the increase in hacking, the I.T. department has proposed sealing all of our data in blister packs.'

'Lion Tamer experience hey? Well, I have a project currently needing your management skills...'

'You're right. Our old safety files have become a safety concern.'