Virtual Team Member Pillows

'Due to cutbacks, he lost his company vehicle, so he has to improvise.'

'Hey, I'm not paying you people to watch the clock. That's Henderson's job.'

'Need I remind you who's boss here?'

"Our Rupert has swopped his gaming console for bagpipes...it gets us out of the house more often."

'He's finally done it - kicked breakfast TV!'

"I'll be glad when they invent PowerPoint."

'I'm afraid I can't take you to my leader without a prior appointment.'

Targets.

"This is not what I meant when I said you needed to practice your play fighting..."

"On reflection i think i could have coped with just 340' feedback."

'I owe you an apology, Greffman -- Let's keep it that way.'

"Gosh, 'inept' seems so harsh. Personally, I prefer the term 'productivity-challenged!'"

'All right, gentlemen, this is the current picture of our growth industry!'

Whack, Out of Whack.

"He's not a big fan of micromanaging."

'Our gymnasium is being repaired so we played sports games on our computers.'

'Only another thirty-four years, five months and fourteen days until I retire.'

Baseball Clubhouse Pranks

'Nice work, kid. Looks like you might be ready to sit up at the big boys' table.'

Indoor Football

Friday 5.30pm.

'It's from my staff...make sure it's not carnivorous.'

Welcome to Teamville, Population: 7 ... great people to work with.

If found, please return to cubicle L-325.

Negative Interest Meeting

"Hey Dolly, get back here!"

"This report is replete with errors, distortions and downright lies, yet I find its moral message quite uplifting."

'You're not being paranoid. You have every reason to fear losing your job.'

'Remember, only the consumer is still consumer concious.'

'Any chance of getting your alarm clock fixed?

'Get a new hair-do, join a health club, call your mother...'

"No, playing fantasy football doesn't count as exercise. No wonder you pulled a muscle getting up on the table."