Vip Treatment Fan Gifts

'I don't know who it is, Sir, but I think you'd better break out the good stuff.'

"It's the only way I can justify buying so many shoes."

"Hon, do you think it's time you took a break from the light therapy lamp?"

"If she's a write off can you let me know the scrap value?"

"Has it occurred to you that you keep getting beaten up because that's your true purpose in life?"

"My spokesperson won't speak to me."

DIY marriage counseling.

"You've got to learn to love yourself. Start by 'Friending' yourself on Facebook."

"Now, let’s talk about your attachment issues."

Relationship Rating: His and Hers

"This week we're going to try some regression therapy."

"You dumb clod! Do you realize you're almost two minutes late?"

'I keep thinking I'm being watched...'

"Krazy straw"

"Have you tried sitting in a box?"

"I'm sorry, sir, but we're not MAGICIANS!"

'We need to try to regress you beyond the last seven seconds...'

"How do you feel about turning over?"

Therapy for the cow dependent

Dentist as psychoanalyst with tooth patient on couch

'I have an expense account, but it's a joke.'

"With the redundancy and the divorce I'm struggling to remain Mr. Happy."

'The therapy did help your husband find his inner child, unfortunately his inner child is called Dwayne.'

"I wouldn't worry about it, in your case, the superiority complex just goes with this territory."

"Wow, an African Blackwood cat-flap and a red carpet! They must really love you!"

'The part I like best about sex is when I light a cigarette and say next.'

'Dr Freud, this isn't comfortable. Why don't you sit on that chair?' 'That's not a bad idea.'

"Let's just get through the first aisle...then we'll discuss your impulse buying."

'I don't know what it is, doc. I think I'm having a nervous breakdown.'

Ariel prepares for her big date.

'I keep having these flashbacks.'

Men and Women's changing rooms

Short Term Memory Loss Support Group: 'Good evening. You're probably all wondering why you just walked into this room.'

Soccer Ball - "I'm sick and tired of being kicked around all the time."

'Spending and consuming - that's my kind of patriotism.'