Vip Treatment Fan Gifts

'I don't know who it is, Sir, but I think you'd better break out the good stuff.'

"If she's a write off can you let me know the scrap value?"

DIY marriage counseling.

"My spokesperson won't speak to me."

"Hon, do you think it's time you took a break from the light therapy lamp?"

Relationship Rating: His and Hers

"Now, let’s talk about your attachment issues."

"This week we're going to try some regression therapy."

"You dumb clod! Do you realize you're almost two minutes late?"

"Krazy straw"

"Have you tried sitting in a box?"

"I'm sorry, sir, but we're not MAGICIANS!"

'We need to try to regress you beyond the last seven seconds...'

Therapy for the cow dependent

Dentist as psychoanalyst with tooth patient on couch

'The therapy did help your husband find his inner child, unfortunately his inner child is called Dwayne.'

'I have an expense account, but it's a joke.'

"How do you feel about turning over?"

"With the redundancy and the divorce I'm struggling to remain Mr. Happy."

"I wouldn't worry about it, in your case, the superiority complex just goes with this territory."

'I keep having these flashbacks.'

"Wow, an African Blackwood cat-flap and a red carpet! They must really love you!"

"Let's just get through the first aisle...then we'll discuss your impulse buying."

'Dr Freud, this isn't comfortable. Why don't you sit on that chair?' 'That's not a bad idea.'

'The part I like best about sex is when I light a cigarette and say next.'

'I don't know what it is, doc. I think I'm having a nervous breakdown.'

Ariel prepares for her big date.

Men and Women's changing rooms

Soccer Ball - "I'm sick and tired of being kicked around all the time."

'Spending and consuming - that's my kind of patriotism.'

"Try taking baby steps."